I strongly believe every stray cat in this country is out to get me. Most of them look like this and try following me home:

Street cat, probably cursed

There’s an old Arabic myth I once heard that if you want to curse someone, you write their name on a piece of paper and sew it shut into a cat’s mouth. I can’t remember if you bury the cat or just let it do the cursing, but either way pretty spooky.

Unsure what the deal is with all the cats here. I’m talking 10-20 kittens every other block or so. I will continue to update you all with the creepiest ones, enjoy.